MyLaffs Kids' Joke #109

I have a friend named Stanley Chan who owns a Chinese bistro. The other day I was there and Michael Hart came by. He started to come over to see me, but just as he got near me, he tripped and fell toward me, I had to jump over him to avoid getting knocked down myself.

That's right: I leapt Mike Hart in Stan Chan's Bistro.


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