MyLaffs Kids' Joke #106

Little Johnny and his friend were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.

Friend: "Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, I have"

Friend: "Well, my father dug it."

Little Johnny: "That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?"

Friend: "Yes, I have."

Little Johnny: "Well, my father killed it."


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