MyLaffs Kids' Joke #55

Tourist: "Do you have a room for the night?"

Hotelier: "Certainly, sir. $100 a night or $20 a night if you make your own bed."

Tourist: "I'll take the $20 room please!"

Hotelier: "Fine. You'll find the wood in the room and I'll bring the hammer and nails up in a minute!"

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