MyLaffs Joke #2394

It was late at night and the police were out checking for erratic driving.

They spotted a car travelling alone along the dual carriageway and decided to follow it.

The car never exceeded the speed limit, gave all the correct signals as it left the main road and when they reached the town it pulled up correctly at all the traffic lights.

Eventually, the police car overtook the car and flagged it down.

“Good evening, Sir,” said the policeman.

“We felt we had to stop you to congratulate you on your perfect driving skills.”

“Well, thank you, officer,” replied the driver, “I always drive very carefully, especially when I’ve had a lot to drink.”

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