The woman was up in court for a second time, filing for divorce.
Three years earlier she had divorced her first husband because she claimed his ‘tackle’ was too big.
This time she wanted a divorce because her husband was ‘too small’.
The judge granted her divorce but just before she left the court he gave her some words of warning.
“Madam, this court does not want to see you here again so be careful how you choose a third husband. We have more important things to do than sort out the right fitting for you.”
