MyLaffs Joke #2391

Deep in the heart of Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood was lying in bed in his cottage, only a few days from death.

“Little John,” he croaked “give me my bow and arrow and open the window. I will fire the arrow and wherever it lands, please bury me there.”

And indeed, a few days later, Robin died and having promised to carry out his final wish, Little John and the rest of the Merry Men buried Robin on top of the wardrobe.

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