Peter was hooked on gambling and more than half his wages each week would be lost on this addiction – from the horses, dogs and more obscure pastimes such as cock fighting and ferrets.
One evening, he was returning home after becoming champion for keeping a ferret down your trousers for the longest time, when he passed the local cinema and discovered they were showing a film he badly wanted to see.
No animals were allowed inside but that was no problem.
Peter stuck the ferret down his trousers. Halfway through the picture, he unzipped his flies to give the animal some air.
A young girl was sitting next to him and she suddenly nudged her friend and whispered frantically, “Sharon, that man’s got his dick out!”
“Sshh, just ignore him,” replied her friend.
“But I can’t,” she moaned, “it’s nibbling my knee.”
