MyLaffs Joke #2385

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip to Dartmoor and as they lay down for the night Sherlock Holmes said, “Doctor Watson, my old friend, when you look up into the darkness, please tell me what you see.”

“Well, I can see a very clear sky, there are no clouds and the stars are out in their millions. I can see the Milky Way and I believe that extra bright star over there is the planet Venus which you can see at this time of the year. I would also deduce that being such a clear night will mean that it will get quite chilly.”

Watson laughed and said, “But knowing you, Sherlock, I’m sure there are many things I have missed. What have you deduced?”

There was a moment’s silence and then Holmes replied, “Somebody’s stolen our tent.”

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