MyLaffs Joke #2380

There’s a badminton competition at the local leisure centre and a young man, seeing a girl all on her own, decides to go and ask her if she would like to team up with him for a doubles match.

Much to his astonishment she yells at the top of her voice, “How dare you. No I will not join you for a quickie in the back of your car!”

The room falls silent and all eyes are turned to the young man who shuffles away totally embarrassed and humiliated.

Ten minutes later the girl approaches him full of apologies and explains that she is experimenting with people’s reactions to different situations as part of her thesis on human behaviour.

As she finishes talking he exclaims very loudly, “200 dollars! You’ve got to be joking, I can get it much cheaper elsewhere.”

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