A naive young man was encouraged to dance with one of the village girls.
As the dance became faster, one of the girl’s earrings dropped off and fell down her back.
“Be a darling and get that for me,” she asked him.
“Yes,” he stammered, but the more he reached for it, the further down her back it fell.
“Ahem,” he said, blushing madly. “I feel a perfect ass.”
“Really? Thank you, my tits are pretty good as well.”
