MyLaffs Joke #2378

Now young Tom, born and brought up in the city, was given a chance to visit his cousin who lived on a farm in the country.

It was all very strange to him, particularly when he went into the milking shed and saw all the cows attached to the milking machines and the milk pouring out into the buckets.

As soon as he was left alone, he decided to attach the machine to his dick to see how it felt.

Some time later, his cousin returned to find Tom writhing on the floor in great distress.

“What the hell’s going on?” exclaimed his cousin.

“Help me, please help me. I stuck my dick in your milking machine and I can’t get it out. This is the eighteenth time I’ve come!”

“Well now, Tom,” said his cousin, “I don’t think I can turn the machine off either, but don’t fret. We’ll feed you and look after you.

The good news is that it’s only set for a gallon and then it’ll automatically switch off.”

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