MyLaffs Joke #2374

The number of children attending Sunday School had dropped dramatically and it was thought that perhaps the lessons had become too serious.

As it happened, a visiting Minister had come to stay and the vicar asked him if he would mind speaking to the children a bit more informally.

“Of course,” replied the Minister and he sat with the children in a circle saying “First of all, children, can you tell me what eats grass, goes moo, and gives us milk?”

For a moment, there was complete silence and then one small boy slowly put his hand up.

“Please Sir, I suppose the answer is Jesus but it sounds just like a cow to me.”

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