Class 3 have a boy who is always in trouble, he is constantly upsetting the other children and damaging the school property.
Eventually, a letter is sent home to his parents saying the school has put up with his bad behaviour long enough.
“This morning, we found him masturbating in class so we have expelled him.”
The letter continues: “I suggest you talk to your son about his dirty little habit as soon as possible.
Tell him he’ll go blind if he carries on.
Yours sincerely,
Headmaster.”
When the boy’s dad hears about the expulsion, mum suggests he goes upstairs and has a “heart-to-heart” with his son and also explain what might happen if he continues masturbating.
So dad goes upstairs, into his son’s bedroom and starts to talk to him.
“Wait a minute, dad,” says the boy, “I’m over here.”
