MyLaffs Joke #2368

At the end of the human biology class, the lecturer conducted a quick question and answer session to check that everyone had been listening to his lesson.

“You over there, the girl in red,” he said pointing, “which part of the body becomes 10 times its normal size under emotional stress?”

Flushed with embarrassment, the girl refused to answer, so another student volunteered.

“The pupil of the eye, Sir.”

“Correct,” replied the lecturer and he turned to the girl, saying, “Young lady, your refusal to answer my question indicates three things. One, you haven’t been listening to my lecture, two, you are obsessed with sex, and three, you are going to be very disappointed.”

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