MyLaffs Joke #2347

Paddy and Mick were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Mick, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm going to do it a little different. The last few years I have taken your advice on where to go and look what happened."

"Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Mary got pregnant."

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Mary got pregnant again."

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and damed if Mary didn't get pregnant again."

Mick asks Paddy, "So, what are you going to do this year that's different?"

Paddy says, "This year I'm taking Mary with me."