MyLaffs Joke #2341

Ed joined the Foreign Legion for the usual reasons but the one thing he couldn't forget was sex. "What do you do about sex around here?" he asked his bunk-mate Ted.

"There's a camel train that comes in here once a month," Ted replied.

"And there are women in this train are there?"

"Nope."

"Boys?"

"Nope."

"I see," Ed said. "You ride the camels down to some brothel do you."

"Nope, we shag the camels."

"I'd have to be pretty desperate to shag a camel," said Ed.

"You will be," said Ted confidently.

By the time the camel train came around Ed was hornier than a rhino and ready to shag anything. On sight of the camels the Legionaries abandoned their work and started to run across the dunes to where they had been tied up.

"What's the hurry?" Ed asked Ted. "There must be fifty camels over there and there's only thirty of us - more than enough to go around."

"Yeah," said Ted. "But you don't want to get an ugly one do you?"