MyLaffs Joke #2325

DENTISTS

Dentist: "There goes the only woman I ever loved."

Assistant: "Why don't you marry her?"

Dentist: "I can't afford to. She's my best patient."

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Dentist: "Just let me do some cosmetic procedures and you will be another man."

Patient: "Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."

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When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of 'Painless' dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this.

"He's a fake! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else!"

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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, so what do I do?"

Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

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A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to spend all day with his hands in someone's mouth.

The dentist answered, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."