MyLaffs Joke #2320
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the
following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall. I have just seen a beautiful mink coat... It is
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $4,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw this years
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a
really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought
last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price you want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we
had looked at last year... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover it..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding
the phone and asks all those present: "Does anyone know who the hell this
phone belongs to?"