MyLaffs Joke #2307

In Kindergarten one day the teacher was showing pictures of animals to the class for them to identify. She held up a picture of an elephant.

Sally raised her hand and said, "That is an elephant."

"Very good Sally", said the teacher. Next she held up a picture of a zebra.

Timmy raised his hand and said, "That's a zebra."

"Very good Timmy", said the teacher.

Next she held up a picture of a deer. No one raised their hands. The teacher called on Johnny. "Do you know what this is?"

Johnny shook his head.

"Well," said the teacher, "it's what your mother calls your father when he gets home from work."

"Oh!" said Johnny, "So that's what a mother-fucking bastard is!"