MyLaffs Joke #2295
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried and found guilty. Just before he was
being taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, "Would it
be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?"
The judge's face went red and he roared, "It most certainly would not!
I'd add another two years onto your sentence!"
The defendant nodded and then asked, "Would it be okay if I THOUGHT you
were a son of a bitch?"
The judge was becoming very annoyed but replied, "Yes, I suppose that
would be okay. I obviously have no control over your thoughts."
The defendant smiled and said, "Well, in that case, judge, I think you
are a son of a bitch!"