MyLaffs Joke #2294

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
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Sign over a gynaecologist's office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband tried to fix."
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On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout"
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Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"
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At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
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At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an electrician's truck
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

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