MyLaffs Joke #2293

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?"
A: Three. One to change the light bulb and two to make the documentary.
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...
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Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?
A: He couldn't blow the safe so he went down on the elevator...
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Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
A: Because you get a womb with a view...
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Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep...
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Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets...
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Q: Did you hear about the deaf gynaecologist?
A: He had to learn how to read lips...
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Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead...
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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Cause they don't know the words...
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Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked...
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Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: If she farts, her ankles will swell...