MyLaffs Joke #2292
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely
25-year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night,
she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that
her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.
After the wedding festivities, Luanne prepares herself for bed, and for the
expected "knock" on the door.
Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old
groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris
takes leave of Luanne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Luanne hears another knock on her bedroom door.
It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Luanne
consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses
Luanne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. Luanne is set to go to sleep
again.
However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and
there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit
more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you have enough juice to go at
it three times. I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only
good once. You're a great lover, Morris!"
Morris, looking somewhat befuddled, turns to Luanne and says... "WHAT?...
You mean I was here already?!"