MyLaffs Joke #2287
A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but
resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town
has been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the
orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her
away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After many years she
finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries
her.
After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom
where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down
together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.
"Why the jelly," she asks him?
"So I do not hurt your most delicate parts during the act of
lovemaking," he replies.
"Well why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?!"