MyLaffs Joke #2283

A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice."

"Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone."

"Why?" asked the doctor.

"I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."

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