MyLaffs Joke #2278

HE SAID... SHE SAID...

He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said: "You wear briefs, don't you?"

He said: "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"
She said: "Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."

He said: "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said: "No problem, I'll get you some that is."

She said: "What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"
He said: "It's not my fault... I ran out of money."

He said: "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said: "Well, you succeeded."

Priest: "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said: "Who's gonna look?"

He said: "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
She said: "No, have you?"

He said: "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?"
She said: "Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind."

He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

He said: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."