MyLaffs Joke #2276

One day a little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He was in such shock that he ran to his room and hid in the closet.

His father came in a few moments later and said, "Don't worry son. Your mom and I were just making you a little sister." And the little boy got all excited and went out to tell all his friends about his new little sister.

The next day the dad came home and found the little boy crying in his room.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

The little boy whimpered and said, "Well, you know that little sister you and mommy were making me? Today the milkman ate it!"