MyLaffs Joke #2253

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q: What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
A: Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
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Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me!
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Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
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Q: What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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Q: What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A: You come in one and go in the other.
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Q: What do you do with a blue banana?
A: Cheer him up!
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the highway?
A: He had no guts.
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Q: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So men can understand them.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.
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Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.