MyLaffs Joke #2251

MORE WORDS OF WISDOM:

Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it.
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Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the restraining speed.
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The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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The chief cause of problems is solutions.
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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where highest overtime rates lie waiting.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
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The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
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The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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Two wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more.
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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
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Variables won't; constants aren't.
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When all else fails, read the manual.
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When things are going well, somebody will experiment detrimentally.
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When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make.