MyLaffs Joke #2246
Two missionary's are tramping through the bush in the African jungle when suddenly they are surrounded and captured by a group spear wielding tribesman. The tribesman tie up the missionary's and carry them back to the village where they are put in front of the village chief. The entire village gathers around them and the chief says to the missionaries,
"You have been caught trespassing on our tribal land and you must be punished I am a fair man, I will give you two choices, you can choose DEATH! or you can choose NADUNGA!"
The entire village screams with excitement.
The chief asks the first missionary, "What is your choice? DEATH or NADUNGA!"
The first missionary replies "Christ! death sounds pretty bad, I
had better choose Nadunga"
The chief announces to the tribe "He has chosen NADUNGA" and the tribe go berserk with excitement, grab the first missionary, drag him over to the nearest fence, bend him over, drop his trousers and all the males in the tribe line up and proceed to shag him up the arse one by one until all one hundred tribesman have had a turn. The first missionary is lying there barely alive when the chief turns to the second missionary and says "It is now your turn you must choose, do you choose DEATH or do you choose NADUNGA?"
The second missionary looks at his mate lying there almost dead and thinks, my god I would rather die than have that done to me, so he answers to the chief "I choose death".
With this the chief announces to the tribe "He has chosen DEATH" and as the tribe goes berserk with excitement the chief says "DEATH...... by NADUNGA!!!"
