MyLaffs Joke #2243
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man??????
A: A lazy bitch!!!
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Q: How is a man like a used car?
A: Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
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Q: What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.
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Q: What's the difference between a stick up and a hold up?
A: Old age.
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Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?
A: A leisure centre.
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Q: What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
A: One's mad cows disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Q: What's a lap dog?
A: an ugly woman who gives head.
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Q: Did you hear about the blind Gynaecologist?
A: He was a lip reader.
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Q: What's the difference between a marksman and a constipated owl?
A: One shoots and hits!
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Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin - I don't know. Hits forehead - Oh I get it!
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N.... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
