MyLaffs Joke #2242
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If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backward?
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The next World War will be over in two hours. That'll still give us our evening free.
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How does Avon do it? Where do they find so many women who can take orders.
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A man was run over by a steamroller. His doctor told him to stay flat on his back.
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A shin is a device used for finding furniture in the dark.
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I let my accountant do my taxes because it saves time - sometimes as much as ten years.
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One actor was in a one-man show, and the critics said, "There are too many in the cast."
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Adam said to his wife, "Eve, I wear the plants in this family."
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Two account executives meet. One says, "Hi, Jim, what's new and improved""
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First drunk: "My wife is an angel."
Second drunk: "You're lucky - mine's still alive."
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."
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Have you noticed the one legged girls are a pushover.
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If a round peg fits into a round hole and a square peg fits into a square hole, why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe?
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Definition of "Deja Moo":
The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel..., but it was just some bastard with a torch bringing me more work!
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The older I get, the better I was.
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My penis is 12 inches long, but I don't use it as a rule.
