MyLaffs Joke #2239
A FEW THOUGHTS
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
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There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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If you think that there is good in everyone then you haven't met everyone.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
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The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
