MyLaffs Joke #2238
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A teacher at school is starting her sex education class. She draws a picture of a tit on the board. She asks her class if anyone knows what it is?

A little boy speaks up and says "They are titties, my mom has two of them."

The teacher says "Very good".

Then she draws a penis on the board and asks if anyone knows what it is?

The same boy says "It's a dick, my dad has two of them."

She says "Two of them?"

He says "Yeah, one about this big (2 inches) he pees out of and one about this big (6 inches) he brushes mommy's teeth with."
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