MyLaffs Joke #2233
CONFUCIUS SAY
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Man with hand in someone else's pocket, not feeling himself today.
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Man go to bed with problem in hand, wake up with solution on chest.
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Constipation is the thief of time, while Diarrhea waits for no man.
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When going to toilet, if you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with yourself - but then all work and no play is boring.
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If God is a woman, how come men don't get periods instead.
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God must be a woman, why else would men have their testicles on the outside.
