MyLaffs Joke #2230
MARRIAGE
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore... Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
