MyLaffs Joke #2227
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A population control program was introduced to the island, but the medicine men were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided to concentrate on teaching men to wear condoms.

One of the tribesmen who came in had eight children in eight years, and the medicine man told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath. He explained that as long as the man wore the condom, his woman could not have another baby.

A month later, the man's wife came in and was pregnant again.

The medicine man got very angry. He called the man in and asked him why he didn't wear the condom.

The man replied, "I DID wear one. But after six days, I had to piss so I cut the end off."
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