MyLaffs Joke #2226
Paddy had always wanted to be an actor but was never successful because he always kept forgetting his lines. A friend told him of a bit part he had in a community play. He tried to convince him to do it because he only had to say one line.
So Paddy decided to give it a go. His line was "Hark, I hear the cannons roar".
Paddy kept on repeating "Hark, I hear the cannons roar". "Hark, I hear the cannons roar".
The opening night of the play, Paddy was very nervous. Backstage, he kept on repeating "Hark, I hear the cannons roar". "Hark, I hear the cannons roar".
Paddy was at last given his cue, and strode onto the stage, when there was a loud BOOM!!!.
Whereupon Paddy said, "What the fuck was that?"
