MyLaffs Joke #2225
Son: "Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?"
Dad: "Well Son, a vagina before sex is truly a thing of great beauty, it is the most wonderful thing God ever created. It is more delicate than a freshly picked rose, It's aroma is more beautiful than the finest perfumes, it's feel is that of the softest silk, it's taste is that of pure nectar."
Son: "Wow."
Dad: "Even the words of the greatest poets fail to do justice to its heavenly wonderment. Man would sacrifice his own soul for just a mere glimpse of its pure divinity."
Son: "It sounds wonderful Dad, What do they look like after sex?"
Dad: "Mmmmm ........... Have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?"
