MyLaffs Joke #2224
QUESTION AND ANSWERS
Q: What did Snow White say to the seven dwarves?
A: "Gee boys, I always dreamed of seven inches, just not one inch at a
time."
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Q: Did you hear about the cricketers daughter?
A: She was always willing to take a full toss in the crease.
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Q: What's the similarity between Hide & Seek and premature ejaculation?
A: Coming...........ready or not.
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Q: Why are the Jewish considered the most confident race in the world?
A: Because they cut the end off a penis before they know how long it will grow.
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Q: Why is sex like a game of cards?
A: With a good hand, who needs a partner.
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Q: Why are husbands and pedestrians alike?
A: They both know they are in the right, until they try and prove it.
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Q: If cats have kittens and dogs have puppies, what do trains have?
A: Nothing, 'cause they always pull out on time.
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Q: What's the similarity between a cell phone and a clitoris?
A: You only need one finger to operate them and every cunts got one.
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Q: What do Lesbians do after they've had a fight?
A: Go home and lick each others wounds.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to Santa!
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Q: How can you tell Soap Operas are Fictional?
A: In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Q: What makes men chase woman they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to keep eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What's a mans idea of foreplay?
A: Half an hour of begging.
