MyLaffs Joke #2220
"QUOTES" ON MARRIAGE
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
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Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman
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She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
