MyLaffs Joke #2215
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?
A: Because they sell more tickets.
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Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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Q: If you are American in the kitchen - what are you in the bathroom?
A: European
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Q: What is the definition of the word indecent?
A: When it's firm and long and thrust to the hilt, it's indecent.
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Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
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Q: What did the elephant say when he saw the naked man lying on the ground?
A: How can he eat with that thing?
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Q: What is the difference between "hard core" and "soft core" pornography?
A: "Soft core" pornography is that which gives one a soft-on...
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Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity
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Q: Why is an orgasm like sneezing?
A: Some people do both in their hankies
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Q: Why is the basic Irish currency called a punt?
A: Because it rhymes with Bank Manager.
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Q: What do homosexuals and bungee jumpers have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're both in the shit.
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Q: What do you call an Italian Gay club?
A: Innuendo
