MyLaffs Joke #2214
IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET (Australian Version)
FULL TOSS - an involuntary motion best produced behind a bush outside the ground rather than over the lad in front of you.
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DUCK - a quick lowering of the head and shoulders on hearing the opening moves of the Full Toss (see above) behind you.
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SILLY POINT - a Kaftan wearer trying to explain the rules of the game to a lad.
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LEG SLIP - a feeling on getting up after drinking one's way through a full match.
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FIRST ELEVEN - one short of the first dozen knocked off at the end of the first innings.
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EXTRA COVER - raincoat or plastic sheet held above head. (see also Duck and Full Toss above).
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GULLY - Scottish lad's word for Sheila.
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PITCH - apparent movement of the field seen towards the end of the second eleven. (see First Eleven above).
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BAIL - money required to release lads for the rest of the weekend after being escorted from the field.
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WICKET - Bad Lad.
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EXTRA FINE LEG - bit of a Sheila seen three rows above the lads.
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BOWLER - hat worn by English Kaftan wearers.
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FORWARD SHORT LEG - lavatory talk for relieving ones self.
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DISMISSAL - look given by Sheila three rows above. (see Extra Fine Leg).
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KEEPER - advice given to a Kaftan wearer on what he can do with his Sheila.
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MEMBER'S STAND - reaction to a decent Sheila walking past.
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A BYE - dozen cans purchased before the game.
