MyLaffs Joke #2213
MORE SPRAY PAINT WISDOM:
Walk softly but carry a big stick.
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A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.
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When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
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Live fast, Die young, Leave a good looking corpse.
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Yesterday's a memory - Tomorrow's a vision - Today's a bitch.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -
Samuel Clemmens
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Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some.
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When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
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Why can't life's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?
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You always find something in the last place you look.
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Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
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It is better for
civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
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It works better when you turn the brightness up.
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do it.
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If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
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If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
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When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.
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When faced with two evils I like to do the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
