MyLaffs Joke #2204
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MORE THINGS TO REMEMBER:

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
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If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame the teacher.
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If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up.
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If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins
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If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
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If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will.
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If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. - Snoopy.
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If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
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In any household, junk accumulates to fill the storage space available.
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In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
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Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick something from the floor when you get up.
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