MyLaffs Joke #2200
GENERAL RULES OF LIFE:
For a happy marriage: Budget for the luxuries first!
~~~~~
In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologise at once!
~~~~~
To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.
~~~~~
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash.
~~~~~
Waking a person unnecessary should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offence, that is.
~~~~~
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank".
~~~~~
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid.)
~~~~~
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
~~~~~
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
~~~~~
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
~~~~~
In the beginning was the word - and the word was four bytes.
(From the bible?)
~~~~~
Wars are not fought to decide who is right - only who is left.
~~~~~
To err is human - To really foul things up requires computers.
~~~~~
When I am right nobody remembers... When I am wrong nobody forgets!
~~~~~
If you can't tie good knots... tie many.
~~~~~
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
~~~~~
What you cannot avoid, Welcome.
