MyLaffs Joke #2199
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the restaurant owner over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The owner replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
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