MyLaffs Joke #2198
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WORDS OF WISDOM:

Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
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Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
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Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
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Negative slack tends to increase.
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Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
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Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving an income tax refund
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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On a beautiful day like this, it is hard to believe that anyone can be unhappy - but we're working on it.
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Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
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Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
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Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.
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