MyLaffs Joke #2194
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MORE CHALK ON THE WALL:

Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
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Keep Britain tidy, shoot a tourist.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. - Snore and you sleep alone.
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Laugh, and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
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Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught.
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Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
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Make love, not war; get married and do both!
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Marijuana is nature's way of saying "high".
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Money can't buy friends but it can buy a better class of enemy.
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Money isn't everything. - It isn't even enough!
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My wife wears rubber gear and whips me. Ohhhhh Kay!
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Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.
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Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
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Real Ale - reaches the parts Heineken daren't mention.
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
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Reality is for people who cannot cope with science fiction.
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