MyLaffs Joke #2190
THINGS TO REMEMBER:
A faithful car will continue to be faithful until the day you fit it with four brand new tyres, then it will fall apart.
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An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
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Any given program will expand to fill all available resources.
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Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
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Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
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Army Axiom: An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.
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Army Law: If it moves, salute it; - If it doesn't move, pick it up; - If you can't pick it up, paint it.
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Basic research is what I am doing when - I don't know what I am doing.
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Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
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Don't force it, get a large hammer.
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Experiments should be reproducible, - they should all fail in the same way.
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Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
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First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give is the advice that is desired.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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I have yet to see any problem, which, when you looked at it the right way, did not become still more complicated.
